And Now, My Impression of an Elephant...

2004-06-03T09:37:00.000-04:00

So, a couple of months ago, I got trunk-butt. I knew it was from OH doing it so rough, so I made him pay for me to get analplasty. He can't get enough of my butt, trunked or not, so he forked over the cash without hesitation.

Well, it's been six weeks since the surgery and wouldn't you know it, I've got trunk-butt again!

Luckily, I ran into JC at Starbucks and she told me that her mother always used a paste made from gin, peanut-butter and corn-starch to treat trunk-butt. I went right home and eagerly whipped up a batch of the stuff. Worked like a charm! Thanks, girlfriend!

I Pod, You Pod, We All Pod For i-Pods

2004-05-28T13:17:00.000-04:00

I was so wasted last night that I left my i-Pod in a cab, so you can imagine that I jumped at the chance when RS asked me to go to lunch with him. At first I thought he must be on a diet because all he wanted was tossed salad, but eventually he decided I was "good and ready", and served me some sausage.

As usual, it hurt a little, then it felt good, then it was over. He gave me $500, so not only can I pick up a new i-Pod, but I'll have enough left over to go on an i-Tunes shopping spree.

The Washingtonian

And Now, My Impression of an Elephant...

I Pod, You Pod, We All Pod For i-Pods